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Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
 

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Thanks God, A dog pile of piss poor physique on top of a small cock and hereditary alcoholism, I appreciate it!... I'm babbling. I do that drunk.
Rip Reed - Smokin' Aces (2007)
 

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Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

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Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

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